A good day is the
day INEC decided that they will be needing the services of Oyo Corpers for the
Osun state Gubernatorial Elections, 2014. Because the excitement this
information has brought cannot be quantified.
And on the first
day of training, 31st July, 2014, over 700 corps members assembled at Ikolaba
Grammar School. Most of them arrived as early as 7:15 am, considering the fact
that the State coordinator, Pastor O.A.T. Alao already said that punctuality
will be one of the integral screening parameter. I know for a fact (I'm not
kidding right now) that some corps members already ironed their khaki and even
made breakfast the night before, and woke up as early as 5 am, so that at about
6:30 am, they were fully dressed already.
Omo, come and see "big girls and big boys corpers" come turn original Otondo again, all for INEC money, no be small matter. Even going as far as tucking their khaki into the socks. You know like they say "Money Speaks", na money cause am ooooo, everybody wants a share of the National Pie and nobody wants to be screened out. And for over 30 minutes, the Otondos were made to stand on the "Assembly ground" (lol), and then something miraculous happened while on the ground....... Allowee entered!!!
Omo, come and see "big girls and big boys corpers" come turn original Otondo again, all for INEC money, no be small matter. Even going as far as tucking their khaki into the socks. You know like they say "Money Speaks", na money cause am ooooo, everybody wants a share of the National Pie and nobody wants to be screened out. And for over 30 minutes, the Otondos were made to stand on the "Assembly ground" (lol), and then something miraculous happened while on the ground....... Allowee entered!!!
If you see the excitement and the
jumping around of the corps members, it was a sight to behold.
After an
intermittent amount of time standing, the LGI of........ started calling the
names of the corps members, he was calling the names one by one, now imagine
the time it will take to call the name of about 700 people. Well for your
information, we stood through it all, yeah.... "the power of money".
It was not a
surprise when the officials informed everyone that the corps members available
are more than corps members needed, therefore, they should prepare for
examination on Saturday, cos the exam will be the ultimate parameter. Can you
imagine?
The corps members
were distributed into classrooms of about 53 each and received
"lectures" till 2 pm, after which they went on a break that was
supposed to end by 2:30 pm, but of course the Nigerian factor was in place and
therefore, the break ended at........
That is the update
for today on INEC training from the grounds of Ikolaba Grammar School. And
trust your girl, I am right HERE, cos I swear, Election money no go pass me by.
So, till later, ciao!!!
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